Shower Surprise
A woman was stepping out of the shower when the doorbell rang. Her husband was about to shower, so she quickly wrapped herself in a towel and answered the door. It was Bob, their neighbor. Without hesitation, Bob said, “I’ll give you $800 to drop the towel,
“It was Bob,” she replied “Perfect! Did he mention the $800 he owes me?”Moral of the story: Always get the full story before making a decision—or you might end up caught off guard!